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All 27 game Reviews


Shark Lifting 2 Shark Lifting 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm never good with any of these sort of games..

Yet I just broke every single record with a fine distance of time..

Not sure if that makes this a good game or not?



Dodgy Squirrel Dodgy Squirrel

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Stupid Squirrel

The squirrel's dodgy alright, very dodgy. Too much if you ask me, it's practically impossible to hit him without getting hit yourself or without wasting almost all your ammo.

The range of weapons is great tho', their are a lot of great weapons which can be used good. The hedgehog should be changed to, like, that you can bounce it back to his side or something. The bear is just fucked up, it scared me when it came out of nothing, in which you have to move up to the other squirrel (and hedgehogs). Which pretty much sucks, the graphics are the best part of the game.

Levels or something would be nice, maybe an upgrading system or something like that, just getting a score sucks. Most gamers don't want that, they want to achieve something through gaming. Not game and die.

Or is it just me? and the end picture annoys the hell out of me, with the freaky eye and the middlefinger. Stupid squirrel T_T



Save The Egg Save The Egg

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Meh..

The physics need improvement, and it sucks that you die by touching the bottom of a block which is still in mid-air. I got a pretty high score, but this game can be better.

Besides, I would've liked it more when you played a real egg, without the feet and stuff. Just have an egg jumping around, without the feet.



Colour My World Colour My World

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Bugs, Bugs and Bugs... D:

Holy Crap! I never found so many freaking bugs in a game before!

Really, you should fix it because this game has potential to be great (if it worked perfectly)



Race for The White House Race for The White House

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Time for a change, perhaps?

Wow! What a great game! :D

I only need to push one key to complete the game without any problems..
This if fucking great, I never knew the right arrow key was this great.
I didn't even have to use the jump button.

Unbelievable right? Well, it's not, since this game has 2 buttons and you only need to use one of them since.. well.. no matter how many obstacles you hit, you'll win anyways, lol..

So.. yeah.. I'm not even handing out a star for this..



Free Will - The Game Free Will - The Game

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Free Willy

The punchline of the game is funny, but only 'till the credits start, which isn't very long.

The Replay-option is annoying, you die, you restart, but instead of that, you're seeing a replay of how you died, over and over and over and over again.

There's no free will in that. :P



Plazma Burst: FTP Plazma Burst: FTP

Rated 0 / 5 stars

wtf

What the fuck is wrong with this game, it's full of fucking bugs.

For example, the enemies kill me all the time with just one shot, not head-shots.. but normal.. in the legs or something. And I can't throw grenades, like.. wtf...



Mario Combat Deluxe Mario Combat Deluxe

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Bug Combat Deluxe

There are a lot of bugs in the games.

The level where the toads start? More then half of the time I get there, I get launched all the way to the end, to well.. just die..

The level with Bowser? I don't get any damage done on him and he's only jumping up and down on the same spot, without attacking....

The animation is great tho', love it, but fix the bugs, it's really needed.



Crunchball 3000 Crunchball 3000

Rated 4 / 5 stars

That reminds me...

Reminds me a lot of DBZ (Not "Dragon Ball Z", but the classic Playstation game called "Dead Ball Zone").

It took me some time go get used to the controls, I think the action controls are to close on each other, like, being in a row, I would've preferred if it was more like the movements controls. The graphics are okay, like this kind of style, the 3D figures you use outside the gaming part look rather.. well.. not good, but yet they are nice.

I also like the part were you can upgrade your bodywear etc. Figuring out the bribing part tho', I noticed they are easier to beat, but one time, they were so fucking hard to beat. Did they actually take a bribe the offensive way, lol?



Monster Poise Monster Poise

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cookie?

I like Creature, he's funny and yet cool.

But, these games need more to it, this will be a good game in the first couple of weeks, and then it'll be nothing more but a lost soul in the NG Database.

You should add distractions, more options, or whatever, get more stuff into this game.

The handling could be better too, although everything reacts the way it should be, it's TOO good, so you will fall to quick, once you know this, it's a bit better, but you should make the handling a bit better, smoother, but not to loose.

Besides that, I love the animation and the art, with Creature, those are the top things here. I wasn't playing with sound (since I've got my music on), so I can't tell you something about the music.